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   <title>[The Boobs] Why Is Everyone Picking On Andy Coulson?</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/09/Hackergate.htm</link>
   <description>For heavens sake what is all the fuss about this Hackergate business?

Labour moaning on about something that went on over four years ago?</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 07:17:08 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[TreeHuggian] It Was Colson In Watergate, Not Coulson, Claims News International Exec</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/09/Hackergate.htm</link>
   <description>Senior executives at News International say it was Charles Colson who was implicated in Watergate, and not Andy Coulson.</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 07:16:37 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Stir] Brown Was Bonkers Says Blair</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/09/PoliticsToday.htm</link>
   <description>Today, exclusive extracts from A Journey, By Tony Blair:

&quot;Gordon Brown was completely nuts and drove me to drink.

He seemed pleased it was Scotch I was drinking. The bastard.&quot;</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:46:49 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Moan] The Real Scandal Here Is That William Hague Is Wearing Caps Again</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/09/PoliticsToday.htm</link>
   <description>William Hague is at it again!!!

He's wearing baseball caps during what could be the biggest gay sex scandal of this government since the one in the first ten days.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:46:22 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Blue Boobs] 'That's The Last Time I Order The Breakfast Eye Opener At That Hotel', Says Hague</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/09/PoliticsToday.htm</link>
   <description>William Hague ordered the Breakfast Eye Opener at the hotel at which he shared a room with his then driver, and now Special Adviser, Christopher Myer, we can now reveal.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:45:52 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Stir] Billions Call X-Factor Switchboard In Auto Tune Scandal</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/XFactorLatestPR.htm</link>
   <description>ITV's switchboard logged billions of calls from angry viewers, some calling 10,000 times each, to register their disgust that some acts were being auto tuned.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:29:38 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Moan] X Factor Louis - 'I Almost Walked Again'</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/XFactorLatestPR.htm</link>
   <description>X Factor's Louis Walsh threatened to walk today after his car didn't turn up.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:29:10 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[The Boobs] Simon Cowell To Be Revealed As Big Brother In Final Reality Twist</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/XFactorLatestPR.htm</link>
   <description>Big Brother is still going on Channel 4?

Huh?

Yes, we were shocked too.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Stir] Media Outlets Criticised For Translating Capello Into Perfect English When They Quote Him</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/DavidBeckhamTooOld.htm</link>
   <description>Media outlets, who all unanimously applauded Capello's appointment to the England coachship at first, were accused of a cover-up today after repeatedly quoting Fabio Capello in perfect English, and not like wot he speaks at all.</description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:27:29 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Moan] David Beckham Will Be Able To Bend It Until He's 62, Say Doctors</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/DavidBeckhamTooOld.htm</link>
   <description>Doctors came to the aid of a rapidly aging David Beckham today, saying he will be able to bend it until he is 62.</description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:26:58 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[The Boobs] David Beckham Is 'Teepoldo', Says Capello</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/DavidBeckhamTooOld.htm</link>
   <description>England manager Fabio Capello has apparently claimed that David Beckham is &quot;teepoldo&quot; in an interview to be screened on Sky News later today.</description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:26:28 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Stir] Media Frenzy As Robin Williams Marries In Robbie Williams' House</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/RobbieWilliamsMarried.htm</link>
   <description>News that Robin Williams had secretly married in Robbie Williams' house swept across LA today, until it was revealed that it was Robbie Williams who had married.</description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:18:34 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Moan] Well, Has He Or Hasn't He Married, Huh?</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/RobbieWilliamsMarried.htm</link>
   <description>Nut case Robbie Williams perhaps got married yesterday for all he could be bothered to tell us.

The former fat boy band member had a private ceremony out of the gaze of paparazzi who had sociably gone to take picture of the event, but were turned away at the door.</description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:18:06 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[The Boobs] Robbie Williams Wears Tuxedo In His House</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/RobbieWilliamsMarried.htm</link>
   <description>Robbie Williams dressed up in a Tux to make breakfast this morning, fuelling speculation that he married his long term girlfriend on his way to the kitchen.</description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:17:40 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>[Daily Stir] Everyone Gets Their Kit Off</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/08/BadWeatherSummer.htm</link>
   <description>Everyone in London stripped to the waist today to make the most of the weather conditions inside their warm comfy air conditioned offices.</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 15:28:36 GMT</pubDate>
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