David Cameron Needs To Sit Down For A Bit After Early Morning Jog

Shocking latest pictures showing an apparently knackered looking David Cameron yesterday, have lead to fears that the Tory leader won't make it to election day.

Cameron had baggy eyes, a wobbly chin, and was gasping for air as he went for an early morning jog in Brighton only hours before a key address to the party faithful.

David Cameron is hoping to be the next Prime Minister, but if he dies in the next two months his dreams will have all been in vain.

A fitness expert told this newspaper:

"David Cameron looks terrible in these latest pictures, I do hope someone is taking good care of him."

Cameron Third In Brighton Knobbly Knees Contest

David Cameron's latest attempts to become Prime Minister seemed to be floundering again today when he came third in a knobbly knees contest in Brighton, behind life size cardboard cutouts of Nick Clegg and Gordon Brown.

Cameron managed to beat William Hague and a worryingly pasty looking George Osbourne who came 7th and 67th respectively.

No leader of the Tory party with a knobbly knee ranking of less than 2 has ever become prime minister.

Margaret Thatcher came second to Jim Callaghan in 1978 but still won the election in 1979.

In 2000's, Tony Blair's beat Michael Howard and William Hague who both then went on to fail to win the election.